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Top 5 one liners when ski patrol catch yo ass out of bounds

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So, you are being a little bit cheeky and shredding some off piste goodness. You are having a blast, living the Instagram dream wishing people could see how amazing you look right now and then BOOM! You make eye contact with no one other than a ski patroller hunting down rouges like you.

First reaction, bail.

Well bad luck. That amazing tall jumper jacket combo your bought to stand out like a boss has sure come to bite you now. They know it’s you. They will find you. They always find you.

Second option, bail.

We went through this. Bad call. You will think you have got away with it, then boom! They get you in a line and give you a serious talking to you. Not ideal.

Third and best option.

Use this report of proven 1 liners (anecdotal, not based on fact) to get out of the trouble you have shredded your way into.

Line 1.

“Sorry, I didn’t know this was out of bounds.”

Don’t use this one.

Line 2.

“Sorry, I am looking for my wallet.”

Don’t use this one either. You don’t have a wallet. Faux baller.

Line 3.

“Look, I don’t have an excuse. I am sorry, I will probably do it again but statically if you let me go you won’t catch me again. “

Long short, worth a crack.

Line 4.

“I am really sorry; I didn’t think this was dangerous but it is. I am sorry, please forgive me. I will never do it again. Seriously, bro. Seriously.”

Sounds desperate, yuck.

Line 5.




Moral is, if you get caught of bounds by ski patrol, suck it up. Shouldn’t be there and if you decided to do it anyway. Get yo ass out of there or just kiss some ski patrol ass.

In all seriousness, ski patrol cover yo ass when you hit the deck and make sure everyone is safe on the hill. Look after them and they will look after you.

David is the co-founder of Genki Snow - He likes nothing better than long walks on the beach and poetry and in his spare times explores the world, snowboard in hand.

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